"Cookie Master" and " Unlikely Superstar"

1) So I always wondered who came up with the sometimes ridiculous sayings that I see in my fortune cookies, and I guess now I know. But I guess I always imagined it being like a team of people that all sat down and brainstormed all day. And these people were all Confucius looking old asian men with vast amounts of wisdom and age. Well, I suppose that dream is gone now, but that's not necessarily a bad thing, at least now I know that if my fortune cookie says, "Beware of odors from unfamiliar sources" I don't have to sit there and ponder the true and omniscient meaning behind it. I suppose in a way it is also comforting to know that the writer of any bas fortunes that I read is only human and therefore I might not go into incredible debt or get eaten by a lion or something.

2) Wow! I have to say I never thought that there was so much to Johnny Depp. Don't get me wrong, I've always known that he has a ridiculously strange personality, I just never knew that the person behind the fake gold teeth was really so down to earth. One thing about this profile that I did not like about Depp however is when it talked about the almost temper tantrums that he would have when he was first starting out. I completely agreed with his coworker from "21 Jump Street" in having the courage to confront Depp on how much of a jerk he was being. But I suppose the writer of this profile made me forgive Depp also whenever he explained how much he loved his family and how much being a father had changed him. In the end I have to say that I still love Johnny Depp just as much as before if not more, and now I want to find and meet his son that I never knew he has even though he's about 2 or 3 years younger than me. :)